batmanisagatewaydrug:

okay legitimately there is no criteria to being an adult AT ALL, there is no milestone you have to reach, I’m wearing superhero underwear and I’ve eaten dinosaur-shaped food within the last 24 hours and today I walked straight into a bank and asked to start an account and they just let me make one, they don’t care they don’t give a shit as long as you’re over 18 and have some plastic with your face on it you can do whatever the fuck you want. everything is made up.

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