lornacrowley:

my dinner date who is a dragon age fan: i dont know how ANYONE could support Lord Compendium of High Fuckington after what he said about Sir Adamantius Clowncar in the chapter “Last March of the Shitfiends”, not to mention his abhorrent behavior towards Allstar of Smashmouthe which reeks of gloozlephobia. and it really pisses me off because those same people shit on Elannus Sleazebaggano for being “bigoted” against the High Born Gleepglops even though he has VALID REASONS to feel the way he does after the Fall of the Dyscoursium Fortress AND people forget how he saved Sephora’s life in that one cut scene, and frankly I just dont understand how

me: *desperately flagging down our waiter for the check*