one-time-i-dreamt:

My grandma arranged for me to marry the guy who played Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. I didn’t want to marry him, so I went up to my grandma and said, “you know he eats people, right?” My grandma shook her head dismissively and replied to me, “Don’t worry. I’m only using him so I can meet Jodie Foster.”