Everyone else’s Erik: *speaks eloquently, with each word as seductive and mysterious as the phantom himself*
My Erik: Hah, I’m a dick head.
Everyone else’s Erik: *has a constant internal struggle with himself and the dangerous alluring temptions of his darker self*
My Erik: I drink myself into a coma each night and shoot morphine straight into my veins to speed up the end of my suffering on this earth lmfao.
Everyone else’s Erik: this home is my prison and resides in the darkest pits of hell
My Erik:
Everyone else’s Erik: *is true to the original or a single source material*
My Erik: I am a fucked up mash up of so many different source materials that I give Frankenstein a run for his money.
Everyone else’s Erik: *has a faceclaim that actually makes sense and is a good choice for the overall character of the phantom*
My Erik:
Everyone else’s Erik: *is insulted* *has a perfectly witty comeback*
My Erik: *is insulted*
My Erik: Go fuck yourself buddy
Also, my Erik depending on the time of day and the position of the moon in relation to the earth’s axis:
Oh, so is he available for pre-order or??
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