Tanz der Vampire where everything is the same but Krolock is played by Tommy Wiseau

rumpelstiltskinned:

This is the most random ask I’ve ever received, but okay, let’s go with this:

“I did not bite her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not bite her, I did NAAAHT. O hai Alfred.”

Krolock clucking at the Professor like a chicken.

And of course:

“YOU ARE TEARING MY APART, SARAH!!!”