“It’s one thing to ask audiences to suspend belief for this fairy tale, and it’s a whole other thing to ask them to consider for one moment that an otherwise sane woman would be so desperate as to fall for a creature who can’t even survive on dry land–not when there are actual men in this town.”
Haha man someone tell this dude that he is not the hot commodity that he thinks he is and personally speaking I for one am eager to get away from actual men and be whisked into the loving arms of a fishman.
@blazichu
Did Gaston write this article?
Aaaand now I can’t stop picturing Gaston, furiously typing with his index fingers at some laptop with antlers glued to it, just muttering ‘what woman would have some beast when there are men like me?!’ to himself.
Penhales 