The ship meme, for Krolfred 🌸

rumpelstiltskinned:

also tagging @thequietchorusgirl bc I received the same ask from her 😀

• Gives nose/forehead kisses:
  Oh gosh, I can totally see tol Krolock bestowing gentle forehead kisses on smol Alfred 
• Gets jealous the most:
  I think Alfred gets more insecure than jealous, and Krolock will get territorial when somebody flirts with Alfred but not jealous per se
• Takes care of on sick days:
  Both, though they don’t really get sick.
• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day:
  Definitely Alfred – I can imagine he might have enjoyed swimming as a human, and he drags a very protesting Krolock into the nearest lake come summer
• Brings the other lunch at work:
  Since neither eat lunch in the traditional sense, this doesn’t apply tbh (though in a human AU I’d say Alfred)
• Tries to start role-playing in bed:
  I think Krolock takes the lead in bed in general
• Embarrassingly drunk dancer:
  Both.
• Firmly believes in couples costumes:
  Krolock, for sure – that’s the guy who color-coordinated his ball outfit to match Sarah’s dress, after all.
• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas:
  Krolock. Alfred mentions he’s interested in a book? Krolock gets him an original edition of everything that author has ever written.
• Makes the other eat breakfast:
  I think Krolock (at least initially) has to gently force Alfred to feed.
• Remembers anniversaries:
  Both
• Brings up having kids first:
  Neither – I don’t think that would ever become a topic for them. Krolock has already experienced fatherhood, and Alfred never really thought about it.
• Kills the bugs:
  Krolock. Alfred can’t bring himself to do it, but he’s scared of some creepy crawlies so his bf saves him.
• First to define them as a couple:
  Krolock, when he pulls Alfred close at the next year’s ball and introduces him as his consort.
• Who hides their guilty pleasures longer:
  Alfred, bless him. 
• Snorts while laughing:
  Krolock. He laughs rarely, and snorts are a sign that his laughter is genuine.