Dude, I can literally not think of a worse financial move than paying me to give your blog a shout out. Plus, there’s, uhh, probably a reason nobody follows you if this is how you react when someone you assume has enough followers to further your fucking blogging career takes longer than twenty-four hours to respond to an anon so nonsensical that they thought it was a weird joke. Seriously, man. What’s your deal?
If you give me a shout out I’ll sacrifice some eggs in the form of an omelet.
Everybody go follow Fallon so they stop talking about their eggs.
Fine I won’t try to give you money for a shout out 🖕🏼
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