skippercifer:

penhales
replied to your post “girl dragons aren’t allowed scales i guess”

They gotta be smooth obvi Bc all biological women are smooth like fucking silk. 🙄

I don’t know why the wording of this is making me laugh so hard but it is

Listen I like being textured. If you want me to feel like I’ve been wearing a body stocking full of Vaseline (and in the case of this dragon, white glitter) all day, you can just buy a doll Bc it won’t happen. Lmao

I can’t believe the concept that our whole body has to be Smooth or else we’re naturally masculine. What kind of bullshit.