unclefather:

me when i was 16 at my first job: oh my god this is so overwhelming i have to do everything correctly and i have to go above and beyond i can’t believe i’m making $7 an hour! i’m here like… 12 hours a week!

me at 24: *sits in the bathroom with the door locked for 30 minutes while the customers are screaming and fist fighting because i’m not there to scan their coupons*  

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