rexuality:

me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*

my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨

me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast

my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨

me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL

my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨