Why is Kombucha so nasty :/

beetledrink:

kramergate:

planetshitness:

kramergate:

beetledrink:

that’s fungus babe!

my mistake! i was wrong

that’s bacteria babe!

Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong

i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life

then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like

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