-once woke me up by kicking my bed really hard until i looked at him and then locked eyes with me, drank an entire cup of coffee without breaking eye contact, and then silently left the room
-wordlessly stuck a picture of justin trudeau on my wall, left if there for three months, and then took it down without explaining himself
-walked into the house and said “is it gonna look funny?” and when i said “what?” he shook his finger at me and walked away
-once before bed came into my room and kissed my forehead, said “no homo,” and left
-once came into my room while brushing his teeth, stared at me for five minutes, gave me a thumbs up and left
-once got upset that there was no bench in a forever 21, said “they’re trying to punish us. for being hetero, probably.”
-almost fell out of a hammock while i was typing this
i went into the kitchen and my dad was eating crackers and he said “theres nothing to see here.”
I think the corollary to how it’s good that we’ve started seeing fat women as fuckable but we need to like, see them as fully human, is that while fat men are granted a much easier access to being still viewed as human beings we should be able to look at them and think “oh he’s hot” too and have that just accepted as a mainstream variation of good looks
btw i know many of us are lonely gays but keep in mind that its valid to not meet your soulmate until youre thirty three years old and captaining a starship
i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5′0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: “that tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat him”
Penhales 