aversion-to-apples:

cobaltdays:

what y’all thinking about fellas

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?

you know too much

faerieglade:

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

but the good news is:

tharook:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

silverhawk:

She’s making sure no one steals it

tail: check

odinsblog:

Deregulation strikes again.

“Free market” capitalism does NOT care about raging forest fires, it does not care about endangering firefighters, it does not care about people dying due to lack of healthcare insurance. Unregulated capatilism cares only about making profits, apparently at any and all costs.

garbage-empress:

thatpettyblackgirl:

We killed another industry y’all:

MIDDLE CHILDREN

thenoblehouseofrickman:

Alan Rickman takes a self-portrait backstage of the RSC’s Troilus and Cressida at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon (1985) [ x ]

gaygothur:

Find out your GAY NAME!

Your first name +

gets down on one knee

My last name

handsomejackisbi:

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog