its-going-down:

meckamecha:

daily-bad-jokes:

daily-bad-jokes:

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

1977punk:

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

Rejoice, Rejoice! Kristen Stewart Will Star in the Lesbian Christmas Rom-Com of Your Wildest Holigay Dreams!

murdershegoat:

lena-zorel:

murdershegoat:

GUESS WHO JUST BURST INTO TEARS AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20GAYTEEN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M HONEST TO GOD CRYING

IT’S A LESBIAN MOVIE

WRITTEN BY LESBIANS

STARRING LESBIANS

GOD IS REAL AND SHE IS A LESBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rejoice, Rejoice! Kristen Stewart Will Star in the Lesbian Christmas Rom-Com of Your Wildest Holigay Dreams!