between-awake-and-asleep:

skyblep:

skyblep:

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@fish-d

sinistropteryx:

sinistropteryx:

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

One fear

engli-i-ish:

jt7755:

kelleyelizabet:

sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing 

Sax scene= the audience is impressed and learns love for the saxophone

Exception:

Sax scene from The Lost Boys = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing

voidfort:

voidfort:

you ever think about how it was never stated who created coco from fosters home for imaginary friends and she was just found in a jungle and she can just create anything by laying an egg

i choose to believe she is a god

nvm so i was reading her wiki and 

• her body is a plane
• she can create anything that a little girl would need to survive
• she probably outlived her creator