Author: penhales

reallyreallyreallytrying:

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

perichristmas:

roseystims:

roseystims:

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

thebootydiaries:

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

prideprejudce:

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks