Secret footage of Donald Trump being mad at Ivanka for using personal email (2018)

me and the other gays listening to carly rae jepsens new song with our one straight friend

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

I know I’m That Guy™ , but it is possible to advocate for social reform without sweeping under the rug the very real tragedies and human rights violations that have existed under communist regimes

I get that this doesn’t fit your edgelord communist aesthetic but it costs $0 to reblog this and let your followers know you aren’t advocating to repeat the mistakes of the past

saxifraga-x-urbium:

chainedcoffin:

chainedcoffin:

antiquarians:

antiquarians:

today’s Novel I Want To Read But Not Write: wilde-esque comedy of manners about a young aristocrat seeking a hobby to occupy him in his Genteel Leisure that takes an abrupt turn for the eldritch in the second act, except

the narrative style stays exactly the same, and

the protagonist reacts to increasingly appalling and monstrous terrors with precisely the same aplomb as he reacts to various Society Mishaps in the first part of the novel

#tally ho cthulhu (via deadpanwalking)

YES EXACTLY

someone go back in time and make P.G. Wodehouse write this

TIME TRAVEL IS REAL. someone linked this in the comments:

(according to the source, this is an excerpt from Black Dossier by Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill)

Oh guys definitely read the black dossier

kleptotello:

nudityandnerdery:

For my NaNo friends if they hit a bump this month.

I mean. Not saying I wouldnt kiss the corpse guy. But Id kiss the corpse guy. A cute hollow of a man even.

epwhales:

It’s okay. Me too.

egberts:

ketchuppee:

egberts:

I’m so tired of tumblr thinking Nebraska produces wheat and kansas produces corn!! it’s the other way around!! Nebraska is corn and kansas is wheat! read a book

Finally someone said it

bringing this back 👏👏📣

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

somanyofthekids:

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

I want those fucking shoes man

fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull