the 2018 oscars are going to be even worse than usual because i can almost guarantee you a bunch of chucklefucks are gonna crack wise about all the sexual assault allegations. some straight celebrity is gonna go up to the mic, make a completely inappropriate quip about harvey weinstein, and less than five minutes later there’ll be a buzzfeed article with the headline “Watch This Woke Ally Just Totally Fucking Pulverize Hollywood Abusers” and then at some point during the night the academy will probably find a way to honor woody allen
Hey sorry about mansplaining kill la kill last night. I’d really like to hang out with you again though, you remind me of my mother. Maybe I could help you with your depression
not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers
Something that’s almost never covered in fantasy mediums is common names.
Like we all know fantasy names are unusual, but any name to a foreign culture is considered unusual English names to Indian people are very unusual for example. But naturally, given that it’s an entire culture, there will be some common names, it’d be refreshing to at one point here this exchange.
“So I was talking to Vicnae and-”
“Wait which Vicnae? You can’t just say Vicnae. There are ten Vicnae’s in my village alone.”
This has 100 notes yesterday and 300 this morning what the fuck happened.
People understand the truly important things.
DSA (a German fantasy P&P RPG) actually has the name Alrik, which is hugely popular in the universe. Everyone is Alrik.
This is also a great excuse to use “X the Y” or “X of Y” type names without being pretentious. Calling someone “Thognor The Stout” goes from pomposity to practicality if he lives down the road from Thognor The Small.
my family is from a town in Ireland where everyone has the last name Ryan. literally like everyone. so they differentiated families by calling them by their professions, right?
– “The Onceler/Jack Frost is the hottest character ever!!!” – “Brave will be one of Pixar’s greatest-You know what I just watched it and it’s shit” – Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons (which later became Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons because there wasn’t enough adjectives in the first place) – The rivalry between the Wreck it Ralph fandom and the Rise of the Guardians fandom – “Spend all your money and see ROTG three times because the movie has done terribly. We all saw this coming, but I am SHOCKED.” – Ba da da da da Circus Ba da da da Afro Circus Afro Circus Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro
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all of the cons turned into Jack frost cons bc EVERYONE cosplayed as Jack Frost
Brave having the first female director and then her getting replaced drama
the intensity of the predictions for HTTYD2
“drop it”/ “when I’m” video edit memes
Discourse over the animation error when Elsa’s braid phased through her shoulder.
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