penhales

thearcalian:

ragingcommonsense:

yourshadowisfollowingyou:

ragingcommonsense:

I love having my kitties in my bedroom again. I forgot how much I enjoyed falling asleep to purring

Apparently, SweeTea likes to lay in my hair and rest his head by mine so I have kitty purring DIRECTLY into my ear and it’s the most wonderful thing

Catpuccino was nestled into my side and SweeTea was on my pillow and they were both purring like diesel trucks

Cats are the best

You know, if cats understood us all the other cats would make fun of yours for their names.

THEIR NAMES ARE FLAWLESS

@mostlycatsmostly

destinyrush:

too accurate

buttcheekpalmkang:

thecreepypuppy:

buttcheekpalmkang:

When she finally posts a picture that isn’t from the shoulders up and she’s a little chubby.

what about more then a little chubby?

tredlocity:

teathattast:

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

lesbiantwinpeaks:

obamasnow:

obamasnow:

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

akeijis:

Do you ever just,,,love a rare pair so much,,,that you forget it’s a rare pair,,,and then check the ship tag and there’s like,,,nothing

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.