New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
blizzard entertainment isnt a struggling indie company just trying to make it in the world you utter buffoons, it’s a massive media company that controls huge-scale production and profits immensely and so when it churns out a product that is bad, or that …. i dont know, consistently promotes regressive and reactionary ideologies…. that’s worthy of criticism. you dont have to be nice to blizzard. the fact that it has employees who, quote, “literally work their butts off for ungodly hours to make these games for people” is a function of capitalism & of the terrible labor conditions of the gaming industry and has nothing to do with people on tumblr saying that overwatch having 0 playable black women at this point is pathetic, that just hurts your feelings for other, stupider reasons
I have an internship rehabilitating stranded wild pinnipeds coming up April ‘19 and I can’t fukken wait to hear this noise all fukken day LONG AAAAUAUGHGHH.
Ezra confirming he’s genderfluid is great, but it’s also the absolute most minor detail in this wild article
Please read this entire thing about how Ezra Miller is basically Ronan Lynch in Vermont and how he’s delivering goat babies
I need to buy an issue of this
[John Mulaney voice] You’re gonna close with genderfluid?? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said.
I have compiled a list of some of the ridiculous things said by Exra Miller in the article such as but not limited to:
– “The Juice of the Biggest Boy”
– “If I think about what [McQueen] would want me to do while wearing this coat—fucking be a midwife at a goat birth?”
– “GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU CANNOT HIDE, IT’S GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, NO ESCAPING, NO ESCAPING, GOAT BIRTH!”
– “Welcome to elementary school, you terrifying freak!”
– “I am Ezra. But you can call me Lil Baby, or Sweet Bitch.”
– “Art makes art. We are but puppets for the great art puppeteer.”
– “I don’t know about you. I’m looking for a rooster-type man.”
– “Let’s drop men like flies. I’m withit. And then let’s rehabilitate them when they’re on the ground. This is some Wonder Woman shit right here. What’s the Amazonian solution to this?”
– “Man, that is a dangle of mucus. We are definitely getting there. Sorry, not to be vivid with you.”
– “Where are you going, where are [orange caterpillar] going, where are you going?”
Human fingers can detect nano-size
objects. This means you not only
have the ability to feel a tiny bump
the size of a large molecule, but if
your finger was the size of Earth,
you could determine the difference
between a house and a car. Source
And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape
cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y’all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
this british person saying y’all on my post makes me wanna die
Penhales 