Forbidden love: the original Dorian Gray revealed, direct from Oscar Wilde’s pen

apparently wilde wanted to make the picture of dorian gray even gayer and i wish he had

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

sasgalula:

animallibwomenslib:

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

Thanks Satan

mjalti:

ultward:

eclipse is just a bunch of wild nonsense because it jumps back and forth between edward going “the wolves are dangerous bella!!! you could get hurt!!!” and jacob going “vampires are dangerous bella!!! you could get hurt!!!”

and bella going “perhaps, possibly, both of you are dangerous, and, just maybe, i have gotten hurt already. multiple times. just a theory that i have”

paper-mario-wiki:

i was sending my dad red dead redemption 2 outfits cuz he wears a lot of similar stuff and he sent me a pic of what he was wearing today to confirm my belief that he dresses exactly like a character from that game

eternal-victor:

Pretentious fucks: mermaid don’t have knees!! Scientifically they’re like knarwalls fart fart fart

Edgy fucks: mermaids are man eating shedemon monsters that are LOVECRAFTIAN

Me, having fun:

readableporn:

The near complete absence of people.

The both legs in the air move

Police sirens in the background

Crocs and socks

How he tries to balance himself on the lowers steps

This man has definitely fallen after or before this was shot.

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

The signs as sines

spectrejpg:

Aries: sin(θ)

Taurus: sin(360°)

Gemini: sin(270°)

Cancer: sin(π/2)

Leo: sin(π/4)

Virgo: sin(40°)

Libra: sin(3π/4)

Scorpio: sin(π/6)

Sagittarius: sin(80°)

Capricorn: sin(10π)

Aquarius: sin(420°)

Pisces: sin(2π/3)