rexuality:

me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*

my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨

me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast

my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨

me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL

my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨

samsketchbook:

Some of you have spurned

• Vulture Pony

in the tags , declaring him “illegal” or “very cursed”. Just remember that he is mobile and he can echolocate doubt

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

freakxwannaxbe:

shevathegun:

jokin-around:

Metropolis is so crazy futuristic compared to Gotham in the animated series it’s hilarious tbh

Like Metropolis is in 2030 with it’s art deco buildings and holograms and lazers n shit meanwhile ppl in gotham are still using tommy guns and watching black & white T.V

These cities are separated by a single body of water how did this happen

Lex Luthor from across the bay: BRUCE WAYNE, WHAT’S GOOD?

Bruce Wayne: It’s called being commited to The Aesthetic

mjalti:

sometimes you just have to put on your Fool’s Hat and accept that you are the traveling circus you seek in this world