Author: penhales

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

potosuggestions:

one of my absolute favorite differences between the novel and the musical is how often erik is seen because in the musical it’s like

we don’t know what the opera ghost looks like is he here is he there WHO KNOWS

And in the books it’s

the opera ghost came to our dinner party and made everyone uncomfortable