Author: penhales

penhales:

Y’all really be out here like “CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GROSS SHIP” but be hiding a comparable one in your private likes

At least we’re nasty/problematic in the open

And really this is just the tip of the iceberg. We gotta distinguish between healthily discussing ships we find problematic with the people who find them interesting and just directly shitting on people because we find their ship gross.

That’s some 2014 bullshit and it’s almost 2019

theshitpostcalligrapher:

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

and before someone Cool Story Bro’s me, here are the various events in question

guys. @eelpatrickharris @immatbagyou that is the best fucking sentence i’ve seen all goddamn day and im coughing and wheeze laughing i had to go and immortalize 

pathogeniic:

threedogs-toaster:

Fortnite deadass has a new thing where you play as a group of criminals with an associated card suit

And like… do they know?

Do they know what this means?

vashti-lives:

orbisonblue:

mugsandpugs1:

Look, all you science-types classifying “bugs” with your “science names”. Just stop it. The truth is out there. Those are fairies and you know it.

Jeweled flower mantis? That’s a fairy.

Lace bug? Nice try, government. FAIRY.

Satin moth? FUCK YOU. FAIRY.

@sweetfirebird Wing inspiration?

Gosh that last picture makes me happy every time I see it. 

venusinpendeja:

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together