Y’all I am so shook.

I told a very attractive man that he missed me at work yesterday because of my choir rehearsal and he looked like I had just told him I do anal. No one should have that much power to ruin my life like that.

glitterfeyrac:

glitterfeyrac:

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD