penhales

faiahae:

great-tweets:

sorry, professor whats his nuts

pyronoid-d:

This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever

ocdevelopmentstuff:

weeb-dweeb:

ocdevelopmentstuff:

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen.

Do you want to *be* a vampire or are you so touch starved you need a creature of the night to mouth fuck your neck

Yes.

nest:

nest:

a dude came in asking if we could get a 13th century one-of-a-kind priceless hebrew bible shipped to him from a historic library in milan, italy. i was like “i don’t think that’s possible” and he was like “but i only need it for a short while”

lostmedia:

lostmedia:

man in plague doctor mask repeatedly shoves his beak against the camera asmr

herbertwest:

Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the horrific quasi-dimensional indescribable creatures with a taste for dreams bite

herbertwest:

herbertwest:

Goodnight moon.

Goodnight room.

Goodnight terrible bloated fungoid abominations creeping over the moon in an attempt to steal the dreams and sanity of all mankind and envelope us all in nightmares and madness.

Goodnight stars.

Goodnight air.

Goodnight noises coming from beyond the veil of sleep where hungry beasts slurp and howl at every corner as they slowly break down the boundaries beyond worlds

herbertwest:

Goodnight moon. Goodnight Tooms. Goodnight aliens in space’s vacuum.

Goodnight stars. Goodnight (irresistible) hair. Goodnight oil pooling under the stairs.

Goodnight files. Goodnight Flukes. Goodnight to a smoking man and all his rebukes.

Sleep well Scully, sleep well Mulder, tomorrow brings another folder. Another case, another trial, and the knowledge that it’s all worthwhile.

roaringstream:

dragon-in-a-fez:

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock