silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

dukeofbookingham:

chocolatecastleinthesky:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

I am 1000% going to start emailing my students this way

and GOD fictional characters really can be a manifestation of the things you like best about someone, like it’s not even conscious, but it’s amazing how you can run into people you’ve written while talking to the people you love most. 

sometimes i’m just completely bowled over by how people can show love for each other. it’s so easy to miss loving gestures, or to take them for granted even when noticed, or to forget to extend them in return, but people really do try to show you that they love you.