In this house we:

🍭🍬 DO NOT EAT SUGAR 🍬🍭

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DO NOT TELL LIES

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blue-dad:

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

not risking it

theamazinglei:

mean-dauphin:

importantlesbian:

“come to me. come to me. go go go

go go go

go go go

go go go. here’s my sweetie, here’s my little girl“

The Slavic world is 5,000 years ahead of Americans in being absolutely obsessed with cats

@namelesskitten22 *tears up a little bit* S-she moves like a tiny train! ;w;

pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

warriormale:

bigmeansweatydyke:

ruskiizek:

skeleton-jack:

jeremyvyoral72:

ruskiizek:

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

This is Selflessness.

Saving a stray dog trapped in the ice.

Selflessness is a Moral Virtue of Manliness.

WarriorMale

trapcard:

why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

swolizard:

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

aidn:

cizayox:

oreoprince:

qokuji:

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18