thepartymv:

my ideal twilight au is one where bella just befriends edward and falls in love with rosalie instead, but she and edward are best friends and they do stupid shit together. like she calls him up at 2am like “hey can you take me to walmart?” and he does it no questions asked. they walk around walmart at 2am together and he takes her to mcdonald’s afterwards. they send each other memes. they are horribly depressed together


http://penhales.tumblr.com/post/177755752628/audio_player_iframe/penhales/tumblr_p5c0usu2q91tk6xbq?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpenhales%2F177755752628%2Ftumblr_p5c0usu2q91tk6xbq

basictranss:

snotferret:

visavee:

fuck-eater:

cubiclelifestyle:

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫
♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪
♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬
♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

theglowpt2:

bojack characters ranked from most to least valid

  1. princess carolyn
  2. todd chavez
  3. vincent adultman
  4. character actress margot martindale
  5. diane
  6. sarah lynn (rest in peace)
  7. mr peanutbutter
  8. j.d. salinger
  9. lenny turteltaub
  10. andrew garfield
  11. vanessa gekko
  12. rutabaga rabbitowitz
  13. neal mcbeal the navy seal
  14. literally anyone else
  15. bojack