me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! 🙂

me, working under pressure:

y’all know some of us are probably gonna use slang we use today when we’re like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying shit like “ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big dick energy”

stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen

partyfae:

pemsylvania:

what will happen is fire

but what if…. something else happen. jusg this 1 time

taintmotel:

THE PHONE

THE PHONE

WHERE’S THE

F U C K I N G

PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sheepkinglear:

if you wanna smear mud on your ass smear mud on your ass. just be honest about it.

badfandomposts:

Btw, when the daroga was stalking Erik stalking Christine at the Masque Ball, he totes had to waltz his way across the floor to get to Erik. He was just sweeping random women off their feet away from their partners while just staring fixedly at Erik’s big red feathered hat across the dance floor. Hearts were broken. “Excuse me may I cut in” “Oh my, and you are?” “Quite busy Mademoiselle thank you for the dance” “Wait come back” And Erik had already moved by the time he even got there.

wheel-of-fish:

hopsjollyhigh:

wheel-of-fish:

HEADCANONED SO HARD

oh gosh I need someone to draw this

this is a good concept but can he also stun the crowd by waltzing with red death after they watching him break a different guy’s wrist for touching him

someone draw this too

meganphntmgrl:

omnonim:

spankzilla85:

tredlocity:

ndiecity:

tredlocity:

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

Apparently gravity only works when you look down *ding*

Road Runners aren’t blue *ding*

Coyotes aren’t immortal *ding*

I will probably somehow get anon hate for this, but relativistic application of cartoon physics like “painted tunnel works as tunnel for one but not the other” is infuriating and Bad and if you do them you should feel bad.