One thing that confuses me to death about tumblr is that they can go from absolutely adoring something to despising it over the course of a couple years, like all of tumblr is collectively ashamed of liking it as much as they did. Like Homestuck, SuperWhoLock, and Benedict Cumberbatch are now super shameful even though it was Tumblr’s lifeforce a couple years back.
Calling it right now, in a couple years, a large portion of tumblr will look back on Undertale with a slight sense of shame. Yeah, it’s an amazing game (and I could talk for hours about how good it is), but two years from now, we’re going to be looking at it the same way we see Homestuck right now.
A shower orange is a glorious experience that you should perform at least once in your life.
Step 1: Get an orange. Room temperature is fine, but refrigerated makes the contrast even better.
Step 2: Put on a hot shower.
Step 3: Take the whole orange into the shower – yes, while naked. Treat it like an otherwise normal shower.
Step 4: Use your teeth and fingernails to rip open the orange and take huge messy bites out of it. Drop the peels by the drain, and your shower will be full of citrus oil smells. You can pick them out later. Devour the orange. Revel in it.
Step 5: Finish your shower and clean up the leftover bits of peel and seeds. If you thought ahead, you could also have a trash can set up outside the shower for the peel and such, but I dont think it’s necessary.
I want to clear some confusion and state that I am 100% serious in this post, including the order of the steps.
take chances with people. if you want to get closer to them, make sure they know you want to spend time with them. go to have coffee with them, text them first, make them feel loved, tell them little things that you love about them. most people find it hard to make the first move, both in friendships and romantic relationships, so a lot of potential relationships never happen. life is too short. so go for it, because more often than not it can make life brighter and softer and happier.
Penhales 