this is dodging the question but since high school i’ve had an extraordinarily strong urge that ive tamped down to make myself as a muppet and interact with the world through that
colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want.
the thing is about superhero comics is that these people fight in broad daylight and oftentimes its implied that its super common too so you could be like on a milk run in ur pjs its 7am and u look over at the town playground and see two grown men in bright spandex just duking it out in the sandbox n ur like oh ya justice is being served alright
Penhales 