*Me every time Mr. Phillips even breathes near an underaged kid*

Why is there no discourse on what a SNACK Teddy Philips is in Anne With An E

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

what level of woke

hopsjollyhigh:

a family can be a banished Persian police chief and the murderous magician he chased across countries

faebee:

roses are red,
tomatoes are sweet,
HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

hey garmfeld, what was your first ever comic?

daily-garfield:

from nothing into everything, i rise.

00/00/00

bizarrolord:

karla-chans-bjds:

ultima228:

bramble-star:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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They have snoots for booping

@beansnake

I have one question can i pet them after because they are good noodles?

Can I just keep the noodles with the boopy snoots?

And it’s not like they’re venomous snakes, jeez.