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hmmm
at this point i’m convinced we’re living in some circuitous meta meme hell
airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot
I accidentally slowed down the Window’s XP startup sound while messing around with it in Audacity and it sounds…strangely beautiful
W I N D O W S … X P …
ah hate when folk ask “oh are ye under an ancien heathen curse then?” naw mate me maw jus shagged a giant squid what dae ya think
I think it would mean a lot if you were there. You’re like…his friend.
Did he say we were?
I don’t know. He just seems to like you more than anyone else.
you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass
not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature
do y’all ever wonder if the greeks made up dionysus as an excuse to get absolutely fucking wasted
some ancient greek dude: dude elektra you got so blasted this weekend that you nearly tore some guy limb from limb and passed out naked in the woods
elektra, about to invent the mystery cult of dionysus and also maenads: oh, haven’t you heard?
Smoking and crying in a folding chair by an indoor pool is SUCH a mood
Penhales 