solomon learned how to open doors so i have to lock the bathroom door so i can piss in peace but he still jiggles the handle like a serial killer
i should mention this is about my cat but he is named after king solomon
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My boyfriend just shamed me into eating an omelette and then got upset with me for eating it when I didn’t want to so I’m dragging him here.
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Are you polish?
nope
Are you people seriously putting âliking characters who are bad people means you condone their actionsâ discourse on my fucking dash???????
If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas
Step one: get a gf
Step two: wait
playlists for different moods
đ° stressedÂ
- soothing a stressful mind
- pandoras box
- when youâre stressed, depressed, or just mess
- caalllmm down
- locked in your room
- active brain, tired body
- sad & stressed
- stressed and depressed
- nothing can hurt you
- stressed, depressed and not even well-dressed
đ angryÂ
- i didnât come to talk
- you think i need you but i dont
- teenage angst tones
- ivyâs list
- there will be no tenderness
- cleanse me from thy idiocy
- we are the children that fell from grace
đ sadÂ
- mythology of the earth
- love songs for those who feel unloved
- sad
- where do broken hearts go?
- youâre not mine and iâm not yours
- the love letter you never sent
- thereâs stardust in your veins..
- iâm gone and youâre still there
- you must be my once in a lifetime
- just breathe
- donât pull me under to drown
- youâre gone and i want you back
- sad sleepy songsÂ
- soothing
đ´ sleepy
- to live is the rarest thing;
- for those days
- she has constellations written on her skin
- and i waited all night for you to come, but you never did
- sleepâŚâŚ
- to the stars who i listen, and the dreams that are answered
- the world is a book..
- once upon a dream
- i dream of far off lands
- relaxed and in love
- study/sleep
- the sound of serenity
- amazing classics;
- breathe me in
- rain makes most things better
- time to hit the pillows
đ energetic
- this right here is my type of party
- give everything or die trying
- the ultimate kpop workout
- yoga flow
- the only exercise playlist youâll ever need
- sweat it out
- may the bass be with you
- instrumental caffeine
- train hard (edm edition)
- for your first and only time in the gym
- don´t listen to this, because you have no guts
- you can do it!
- i can and i will
- warrior tracks
đ calmÂ
- breathe
- sleep by rivers
- the sound of serenity
- for those days
- just a light year from us
- fragmentary self
- a long misty road
- 01. relax
- mythology of the earth
- bedridden
- in a sentimental mood
- aim for the sky
- aim for the sky | vol 2
- wanderlust
- calming sleep aid
- chilling like a mrmaid vol. 1
- chilling like a mrmaid vol. 2
- la tristesse durera toujours
- escape
- misty mornings;
- fall sunday mornings
- soothing
- wake up slowly
- sunsets & long drives
- with enough intensity
âşď¸ happy
- the sun will rise like it always does
- summer vibes
- the tunes
- indie feel good
- letâs go to the beach
- set my soul on fire
- happy time machine
- just be happy
- undiscovered beauties
- vibe 2 this
- back to mine
- itâs all a-okay
- 2016 vibey house music
- summer of â17
- come and walk on the wild side
- sunny afternoon
- wander on
- summer cruises
- darling, itâs your move
- if you wanna stay
- whistle while you work
- wavy
- running through the trees
đ study
- cuddles and studies
- smiling, studying on spring mornings
- autumn leaves and warm tea
- whatever happens tomorrow, we had today.
- drown the noise
- please study, youâre failing.
- to live is the rarest thing;
- study/sleep
- i can smell the summer in the air
- dreams
- to the stars who i listen, and the dreams that are answered
- sleep by rivers
- to dust
- spring serenity
- i dream of far off lands
- the love letter you never sent
- coffeehouse
- to the moon and back
- with all my heart and soul
- itâs time to study honey
- for the reader, the writer and the dreamer
- studio ghibli study playlist
- study
- amazing classics;
- for those days
- neon shadows
- songs to enjoy fall to
- a little insanity to do great dreams
- crave you
- II. thou shalt not procrastinate
- some memories never leave your bones. like salt in the sea
- the study piano mix
- you set me on fire
- piano
- apple cider and clear night skies
i!! love!! this!!
Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?
It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you canât complain about it or ask for more money
Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it.Â
non musical fans: we declare war on you, hamilton fans!
hamilton fandom: [laughing uncontrollably] oh yeah? bring it on!Â
heathers fandom: you wanna mess with the hamilfans? lets get JD in hereÂ
be more chill fandom: weâve got our squips readyÂ
dear evan hansen f
im sorry i canât finish this postthats fair
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