Pintel deadass spent ten years as a fucking zombie and he questions wether Davy Jones would be able to literally put his heart in a chest
Davy Jones, alive in an eldritch way, feels things: cuts out heart
Pintel, who spent ten years being literally unable to feel, probably feels everything about twelve times as hard now, thinking of the first time he stubbed his toe after coming back to actually being alive and screaming for ten minutes: okay but WHY WOULD YOU
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it
if you like someone, and you like having sex with them, and you wanna have sex with them…. that’s what sexual attraction is. there’s not some other secret definition!! it’s not that deep!!
Penhales 