ocfos:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
  • I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow.
  • It’s a good day to do what has to be done by me.

cassiussuggestions:

pugsarelub:

sjwpanderer:

i get why caesar is confident that the legion will take over hoover dam and new vegas. he has the numbers and loyalty/fear from his troops and the fact that he lost last time was kind of a fluke. however, he failed to take one thing into consideration: i hate him. i have the ability to run into his shitty hell fort and kill everyone with a chainsaw because i control the main character of the game, and i will in fact do that because i hate him. 

boy this is a wild ride of a post if you don’t play fallout

I do not know what this “Fallout” is but OP hast thou considered joining a daring enterprise in which we stab Caesar

thegirlwiththepurpleguitar:

kedreeva:

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this