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brownbitchbisexual:

florakinesis:

sskia:

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

his dick is where

@jakegyllenhaals

evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

futurecatladies:

gemmarosity:

gemmarosity:

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it