gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

trashfirefallon:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Dude, I can literally not think of a worse financial move than paying me to give your blog a shout out. Plus, there’s, uhh, probably a reason nobody follows you if this is how you react when someone you assume has enough followers to further your fucking blogging career takes longer than twenty-four hours to respond to an anon so nonsensical that they thought it was a weird joke. Seriously, man. What’s your deal?

If you give me a shout out I’ll sacrifice some eggs in the form of an omelet.

Everybody go follow Fallon so they stop talking about their eggs.

untimely-yushi:

transpeter:

@ taika waititi pls make a live-action “avatar: the last airbender” film,, only you can heal the wounds that m. night shyamalan left i know you can pls taika hear my call i beg you

Taika will only do it if he can be the cabbage vendor

setheverman:

god… i wish i were you..

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”