A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They’re just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
There’s never going to be anything funnier than this the comedians can try all they want but they’ll never top the raw power of “THE ONE THAT SHOWS THE TRUTH LOL”
“jeremy jordan should play tony!” “jeremy jordan should play evan hansen!“ jeremy jordan is a grown-ass man who looks his age. you can’t be a newsie forever
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
Penhales 