To the tune of YMCA

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sooprnaturale:

jokerspuddincup:

the-armed-utahn:

a-banana-named-anna:

the-armed-utahn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vforvictoriaregina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

(DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO)

IT’S FUN TO BE A CRYPTID WITH WIIIIINGS

AND WARN PEOPLE NOT TO

DRIIIIIIIVE ON THAT BRIIIII-IIIIIIDGE

With your eyes so bright red

And the warnings ahead

We can hang out and watch it FALLLLLLL

“I APPROVE OF THESE HUMANS”

@a-banana-named-anna

Why are you like this?

Years of practice

this is the best thing I’ve seen this year

Someone remake the song…

Mothman decrees it!

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up – leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little – in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

deadlockgrace:

mindfulwrath:

mheetu:

mheetu:

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

someone tagged this as #tw drama

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)