the screenshot of you and your friends discord chat isn’t funny to the rest of us
sorry for having friends op
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My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god
me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit
this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?
Close the goddam door.
just some advice for on line
if you were thinking of reblogging a fifteen image long The Office or Parks & Rec gifset today, i assure you that you do not have to do that
infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead
not to be a touch-starved Binch but boy oh boy could i use a fresh steaming cup of nonsexual physical contact right about now
when the sun hits your laptop screen just right
I burst out laughing.
Penhales 