I don’t think you guys understand I have 4 levels of OTPs
Level 1: OTP
Level 2: Super OTP
Level 3: Super mega ultra OTP
Level 4: Whenever these two are on screen together my heart stops for a good 26 seconds
i have a hit new game idea. woman dies. white husband with dark hair and stubble is Pissed
i don’t know if this new game idea really taps into all video games can be in this day and age. could you maybe add some melancholic staring into the distance after each instance of gritty and badass revenge?
And then a NEW romantic interest shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.
Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!
WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS
this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes
yes, I know death is inevitable. let me eat a potato chip.
ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Penhales 