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greelin:

you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch of sunlight… that’s something

do you ever see appallingly bad hair styling in a commercial and wonder who the fuck was in charge of hair because that seems to be a Theme for 2018 (I’M LOOKING AT U, DIET COKE COMMERCIAL WITH GILLIAN JACOBS)

hair doesn’t just have to be good in a shampoo commercial, y’all could put in the effort All the time. bad hair with Great make up work makes no sense at all

bettsplendens:

thedoctorknits:

aveanexalea:

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

vancityreynolds:

This summer I’m gonna get so much done I’m gonna do some traveling, hang out with some old friends, get a summer job, work out and eat

healthier, and get ready for my new classes by getting the required books early and studying them. 

June, July & August: 

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gzmee:

vine compilation titles then: OMG EPIC FAIL VINES 2015 😂😂😂 | SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE IPHONE 6

vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

meatyogre:

just-shower-thoughts:

“Pumped Up Kicks” would have received tons of backlash if it were released today

there were seven school shootings the year the song was released. thats why they released the song. it wasnt a poorly planned fictional piece of music, it was written as a response to tragedies that were happening at the time. dork

cardboardfacewoman:

rooksandravens:

derinthemadscientist:

thepioden:

animatedamerican:

nentuaby:

animatedamerican:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature