me: i REFUSE to read books on a kindle or ipad! i want that crisp feel of paper on my fingertips, the smell of book up my nose, i want to hold the story in my hands
also me: *reads novel-length fanfiction on my phone*
honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump