goddessofidiocy:

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

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The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

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Every time he sees it, he balls up.

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I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

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However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

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But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

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Pretty soon it became his best friend!

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There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

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Including protecting him from the other stapler.

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The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

UPDATE: it’s 2016 and I’m pleased to announce that he’s FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!

He likes it now!

UPDATE: it’s 2018 and I took him into school as a demo animal for the class I teach.

Look what he found.

jbirdthemanwitch:

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

hot take… “let men show platonic affection towards each other without saying they’re gay” is useless and bad discourse and we should instead focus on gay men not being seen as gross and wrong

the stigma towards men showing affection towards each other…is caused by homophobia

Love is not in the least unavoidable, there is a choice made.

It is just that it is hard to know when the choice was made, or when, in spite of seeming frivolous, it became irreversible.

There is no clear warning about that.

Alice Munro, from Collected Stories; “Tell me Yes or No,”
(via violentwavesofemotion)

The point of fics set in alternate universes are to show that no matter what setting or circumstance, these two people will always find each other. I will find you. Every me loves every you.

Me ranting to Tati (tsuritamagotchi) two nights ago (via serenityundrage)

This is exactly the way I think of AUs, too.  The last two sentences, though.  Wow. So few words to just choke me up, there.  ❤ (via random_nexus)