wilwheaton:

monfevre:

theoreocat:

polyamorous-tangles:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

fuckmestupid:

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

Because everyday needs to begin with a smile

And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥

the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time

It’s unlikely that you haven’t experienced this, but if you are one of the few who are about to TURN ON THE SOUND FOR THIS VIDEO for the very first time, you are about to be so happy.

momomomma2:

momomomma2:

trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks and its not the same thing every time and maybe its not always there but its always watching and this is not the kinda monster that you wanna fuck its the kinda monster that Fucks You Up™

STOP. COMING. INTO. MY. INBOX. TELLING. ME. YOU’LL. FUCK. THE. CORN. MONSTER.