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tyrannosaurus-rex:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

i hate self identified “nerds” because they give their cats shit names like Sherlock, or Katniss, instead of proper cat names like Weed, or Dirt Man, or 2018 Ford F-150 Supercrew

there have been 2 distinct types of responses in the tags of this post that I would like to address

1. A Human name is a good cat name so long as it is a very common and boring one, ex. “what the fuck sharon why did you step in my cereal you’re so fucking fat”

2. If you give your actual real life pet cat a Warrior Cats name im afraid of your raw power

twinsfawn:

this is hilarious without context

finnpresidentwolfnard:

Please god please god please god please god let me reblog this ad

gallusrostromegalus:

tuba-jesus:

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

sleepy-ocean-girl:

I haven’t seen ‘The Greatest Showman’ yet but if Hugh Jackman doesn’t say “This is a circus, not a factory” I’m leaving the theater.

capacity:

Love my fellow weirdo girls walking around alone wearing things they got from God knows where

lesbianrey:

not sure if i accidentally followed a kpop blog or if one of my mutuals turned into a kpop blog overnight and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

m3rryg4m:

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

x-i-l-verify:

earthdad:

a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*

me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:

#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made of atoms!! they’re so small we can’t even see them’#i’m never talking down to children again i’ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life

optimysticals:

faunwood:

novacaineandabelle:

dazed-unfazed:

crilbyte:

Oh shit. No.
Shit.
Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

Fffffffff let me get right on that.

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.