go write three sentences on your current writing project.
# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers
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you: tim burton and johnny depp
me, an intellectual: guillermo del toro and doug jones
the memes in the dc universe are probably unreal tbh
*crappily photoshops a badly drawn batman mask onto random people* Guys I’ve figured out who Batman is
*someone comments on anyone being late to anything, ever* Well maybe they’re a superhero, Karen, ever think of that?
The Florida guy thing but only with Central City. Central City guy.
*someone says a bad word* “Uh Superman can hear you right now maybe you should shut up?”
“I can’t believe Superman and Batman ended homophobia.”
reaction images but pictures of flash while he’s running
reaction images of black canary screaming
there is a feud between people in gotham… who has more kids, Batman or Bruce Wayne
there’s like one picture of actual batman that the internet has gotten a hold of and people use it for everything
defeating the joker is gay culture
That’s it. You’ve won. There are no other meme’s that matter you’ve perfected my post everyone else can go home bless u
What if the first thing aliens encounter regarding humans is an aerobics video and their diplomats show up to Earth decades late wearing spandex and headbands and blasting 80s pop?
then we poppin the biggest bottles. next question
me after playing pocket camp for 2 days
friend: hey do u wanna come over to my house?
me: no sorry u don’t have a ranch bookcase, lovely lamp, small round cactus, modern sof-
Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all
sometimes when someone comments on your fanfic, it’s like those randomly-occurring emergency heal spells that bring you back up to full health when you’re about to die. like i was struggling to write today but someone out of nowhere left a comment and HELLO! THANK YOU! i am back and a writer again.
Why am I awake at 6 am
look beneath the floorboards // for the secrets i have hid…
( an exploratory mix for graf von krolock. title and description are from the unused bonus track “john wayne gacy jr.” by sufjan stevens )
special thanks to @robot-sex-guy and @penhales for their help!
listen: 8tracks (x) || youtube (x) || mp3 download (x)
here comes the sun – ghost b.c. || ghost under rocks – ra ra riot || body of years – mother mother || overdone – ludo || sorrow – iamx || we know who our enemies are – mewithoutyou || dance with me – iamx || chains – radical face || a good man is hard to find – sufjan stevens || what makes a man – city and colour || drought – vienna teng || no sunlight – death cab for cutie || in the light – the lumineers || heel turn 2 – the mountain goats || love love love – the mountain goats
Okay but what kind of spectacles does Krolock wear? Dumbledore-half-moon ones? And how does he wear them? On the bridge of his nose like a reasonable person or so far down that you think they’re gonna fall off any moment? (Also I absolutely LOVED the new chapter, it made me feel like I was there with Alfred in that huge-ass library)
I’m publishing this one because I think it’s a very important question.
Johannes wears some nice half-moons that sit just high enough on his nose for him to glance over the top of the rims at Alfred when he needs to.
Also, thank you so much. I loved writing Chapter 11, the massive book nerd living inside of me knew writing about big, lush libraries was unavoidable. I’m glad folks seem to be enjoying it as much as I do.
Penhales 